I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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