I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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