When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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