ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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