hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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