Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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