bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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