gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
We need to get me chipped asap
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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