omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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