remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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