I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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