remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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