no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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