turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
and you fell through a lawn chair
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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