thus making me awesome and them whores
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Pooping to opera.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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