You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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