every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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