At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
