He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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