But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
