And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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