NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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