The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
its liver damage thursday
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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