THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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