Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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