i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
My life is pants optional.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
