just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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