please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Holy shit dude........stairs
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