When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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