So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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