Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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