even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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