I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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