I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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