He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Sorry my hands just texted you
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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