I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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