HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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