its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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