I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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