All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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