she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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