I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
