You work out of a Hotel?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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