Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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