He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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