Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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