is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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