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What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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