Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
We left the knife in your bed.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
dude. I can hear the air.
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