ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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