And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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