i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
My dad just said "fuck circus"
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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