Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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