Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
You can't just leave with hair like that
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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