okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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