Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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