would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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