Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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