I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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